Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Without further adieu, here are the sub titles that means something.

By something we mean, it means  these titles are easier to digest.....Its past midnight so we are all tired and not willing to be corrupted sobwe will be writing a quick I couldnt care less report.
1.Miss Healthy Skin-Koyal Rana of course like DUH! She has such healthy skin she even endorsed a skin care face wash, not nutrogena ao we're pretending we dont knoe.
2.Miss RampWalk-As per our predictions before this event, Varsha Gopal got this easy win..See you at fashion week Varsha, Gopal ko leke aana.......
3.Miss Adventurous-Ok yeah it does sound like the rest of the lame 8 titles but winner Yoshiki Sindhar (who also got this title in delhi last year) got aYAMAHA RAY!!!! If she wins a crown, whih she may, she will hav 2 rays.....its a winner's prize and when you get a winner's prize , your sash can  say Miss Electric Bulb and it will still matter.
4.Timeless beauty-Yo Yo Yo waddup, shor-tay in da hoise, please stand up!!! Gail  the pint size beauty got this one and appropriately so, she is beautifully childlike and still growing.30 never she's gonna be.
5.Best Body-Lopamudra, no surprises there, finally Shilpa Shetty has competition. The girl with the never ending legs and curve pah pah wins this for the 3rd time!!!!!
6.Miss Beautiful Hair-One half of the tag team Bhanu and Nikhu, Nikhila got crowned this title by Manasi Moghe sporting the most beautiful hair.This victory is a lil questionale coz Nikhila has thick but unruly hair.
7.Smile-Irshika Malhotra got this title, winners of this title usually do well or completely disappear, Irshika, where do you stand?
8.Jantee Hazarika-Tum Jantee ho, mujhe do sub titles mile? Hawwww......the NE beauty got Miss Photogenic and Fashion Icon, fashion icon she deserves 110%, photogenic??? Shudve gone to our fav pataka Jhataleka or Yoshiki.

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