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The cast of the famous tv show Khichdi were invited to judge the Finals of FBB (My maid's servants favourite store) Femina Miss India,
Tulsidas Parekh aka Manish Malhotra the veteran in this field spearheaded the proceedings finding it hard and trying not to get hard with the two Vs Vijender and Vidyut, he survived the evening sipping mocktails and eating fish fingers in the shape of you know what!
Jayshree Parekh aka The ever reliable Malaika Arora Khan and her four head lights two in the front and 2 in the back came as well and over see the procedures while trying to frown her frozen eye brows
Praful aka Honey Singh the ever so smart and entertaining Honey judhmged, performed and pretended he knew what was said in english throughout the heavily delayed ceremony.
Hansa Bhabhi aka Megan Young came as well, not as smart as Hansa but bedmfitting the character due to her expression when Ritesh said chal jhoti, she asked Praful, jhotti matlab???arre hansa jhotti matlab......we died.
Jacki aka Jacqueline Fernandez came as well dressed in a purple/blue midnight cow collar monstrosity flashing her gums she judged as she thought to herself in broken hindi, I was in pageants too sometime in 2006.....
Chakki aka Vijender who several years ago used to be a boxer but is now doing a movie coz we do not have enough actors in india or Lokhandwala and there are too many people trying to get us medals in sports came to see and look smart he did.
Bhavesh aka Abhay the ever hungry and recently broke actor came to tell us that its all rumours and he still has money by donning last season Zara blazers taht were in sale this febuary for 2099 rupees (it was jus so easy , sorry abhay)
Raju aka Vidyut, he came to see the girls, period, Mona Wasu is wearing btaces and making mms-es so he would much rather find a new Jassi....
These are the people who were paid or came to put themselves on mumbai times the next day in exchange for taking blame for the fucked up khichdi that was cooked on 5th april 2014.
Good job guys......
BTW the real khichdi cookers will be unmasked in the next few days so get ready citizens of pageantverse....
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