Hello, its a pleasure writing to you all today, wonder why we are sounding so posh? Its Sabira effect, a woman so eloquent, talking about her in a blog and using aamchi mumbai-ya accent english and diction just wont do.
Long ago, miss indias were known for two things, exotic beauty and speech that could dictate your country and you would not care, why? Because they used to speak oh so well......just like Koyal ki coo-hoo (not our disinterested Rana wali while Koyal but the black bird singer aka Akshay Kumar's wingman in 90's patooing days). So powerful were their speeches and that immaculate charm that the expanding (miss) world Yukta could snatch a crown from a violent beauty Martina right under her new nose........a scary,bizzare evening gowns by Ritu Kumar (God bless her living soul) that takes a 30 minute segment in primetime tv to explain would not hamper their chances......
Cut to present times, we are playing a dangerous hide and seek game with the speaking segment and generally even being quite is a challenge now (yes Gurleen Grewal, dat was a bullet thrown in ur direction) Sobhita was good as long as she had time and her best fren google to search for quotes but ask her to randomly blab about monkeys and she might end up quoting Jennifer Lopez or sumone just to conceal her mediocrity, we had Kanishta Dhankar who wouldn't win a single round in the now defunct SRK show , kya aap paanchvi paas se tez hai, she might honestly admit that she's not, that we give to her, a long time ago one of our spies met Manasvi Mamgai and she introduced herself as Hi, im Manasvi, our spy was convinced that she was lying coz she sounded that much fake! Who could forget our english ki raseeli Navneet kaur dillon? A woman who refers anything that isnt repulsive as "goot", so good or rather goot was her english and general speech that she delivered one epic speech at an event for which she became a vegetarian for about 30 minutes.......who can forget the bizzare mat-eh-ma-tiks accent of the one time drag queen now a beautiful swan Simran Kaur Mundi???
And on to our queen of this year, we posted already about how Koyal lost her patience during q n a and pretty much said f*(k it, I kno I will win......or the shy mice Gail's rendition of Shyam meaning evening,Of course the pataka Jhataleka still had us swooming with her easy charm and just the right amount of snetence answer.......
What is goin on now? Why cant we hav both? And before you say Parrothy Omnakuttan ,we wanna remind you to look her face during miss india and miss world or now! Sara Jane Dias, shez skinny now bt her face is sqaure and her smile is dracula-ish (vampire is a compliment,thx to twilight,dracula an insult) the last surviving member of the im beautiful and I can speak clan is Neha Dhupia (Laxmi Pandit was offered to satan as a tribute by Maureen Wadia) yes she has hips but she cleared swimsuit and hell she ranked 9 among 76 delegates, thats something, with people more accepting of differebt sizes these days, she might even have stood 1st in today's time coz let face it, she is stunning!
What is the answer to this questions on why our girls suck at answering these questions??? Its not like they are becoming more beautiful and dumb, they are just becoming more and more ugly and dumb!!! Typhoid Nikita once said, without brains, you wouldn't realise how beaitiful you are, thats true, but sometimes the brains tells you weird things, we need girls who are in touch with reality, know the amount of their beauty (like our past queens) and play up their strengths. We lack beauty and brains and while its possible to become beautiful like the once plain Manasi Moghe, brains are something Sabira.....becchari kitna hi karegi??? And if you wanna argue about ugly girls who speaks well, they are dumber than 77 Gail combined coz a real smart girl wouldnt enter beauty pageants if she's not pretty coz a real intelligent girl would know......Ta-ta girls.....
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