Saturday, April 12, 2014

Mediocre Miss Indias

Before turning into a complete man, Nicole Faria our only Miss earth to date and flop "actress" from the most regressive movie of our time, Yaariyan has a declaration to make, pageants are rigged! Of course she tried to deny later that she was talking about miss india, well she only ever lost to lets face it, a clearly mediocre Manasvi Mamgai (lots of M's) so if not that then does she mean she was miss earth coz it was rigged? Clearly not!! This is an age old pr work, for you amatures......you say watever u wnat, make the noise and later deny .damage is done, u made r point and u later "apologised".As we are pressured by our President Osmel to investigate this nonsense matter of a statemnet made by a dying candle we look back and chooe our mediocre miss indias (we are tempted to say 97% of them lately)from a sea of wtf winners and wtf "reigners" of our times.......here the report.

2014-Koyal vs Jhataleka, Blingtaleka was miles ahead of Koyal during finale, Miss Rana didnt even bother to finish her final answer coz she got bored talking and knew she was gonna win anyway, non threatening girls like gail, lopa, simran,amarjot (kaun hai yeh aadmi!!? )made the cut over some competitive girls who stole the night with their performances.It was pretty clear that there was favouritism....
2013-Miss Kaur Dillen vs Sobhita, this was the year that favouritism was more evident than ever.With so many girls outdoing the eventual winner in style, intelligence and over all performance.The prettiest still won by favouritism, although a Marilyn Monroe quoting Sobhita nailed the pageant, she went home with a smaller bt less ugly crown.
2012-Favouritism or not , no Shamata or Ipsita wudve rocked Miss world like Vanya did, and if it was rigged, we are happy it was.
2011-Kanishta is a dead fish, she looks slippery and empty.She is a great model and thats that.Hasleen although sumtyms she looks like a small boy was better coz she has some personality and was prepared as fucked for miss earth.
2010-if Nicole isnt happy we also hav one simple word to say to her, Dimple! She came back like Jesus blessed her personally and wudve preferred her over the final 3 put together.She looks rich n classy and cant pretend to care abt children and oder needy people.
2009-Harshita shudve gone to MU,yes her jaw is scary and she is tooooooo much into pageants bt she was good, the elite girl Ekta of course won followed by the dramatic pooja and right place right time shriya coz harshita cudnt win earth twice.
2008-everyone knew parrothy was gonna win, she was good and also favoured.Simran was a great surprise and Harshita also looked better in 08.
2007-Blasphemy! !!!Talkative Tun Tun won over goddess Puja G(top5 at mw 4 sure) and pooja c (top 5 at mu for sure) esha gupta, sum nicole girl and several oders, ofcourse now sarah is skinny coz she has to do movies whih r more imp than representing ur country it seems.
2006-We all knew Neha was gonna win, end of story, vibhinta and some girls were wasted though, like the matchstick Garima and pretend photographer Montu.
2005-its coz of Amrita's victory due to her loudmouth that all this has started.so blame her people!!! Sindhura also added insult to injury, Miss Lovely Niharika was good though.

Credit to santa banta for image.

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