We were never a fan of Zoya as a miss india mainly coz of her cottage cheese legs and pumpkin shaped torso, however we always maintained that without them she was an international winner.She did what was expected most out of any miss india, not miss world or miss universe but movies like duh! In a still shot released, she is doin the mandatory debutant bikini run which has made the censor board go uh oooo......given the fact that we hav seen worse, in body fat and cleavage display, we are wondering what tbe heck is the censor boards thinking, like let the run girl, she needs to, without it she wud be bigger than she already is.Lets take a moment here to talk abt the movie in question, we are supremely excited to see this 80's great gatsby meets terminator aka himesh reshamiya's robotic acting. If that werent enuf we hav Honey singh making his debut, plus Ujjawala Raut's sister's nipples are on display, worth every penny of 300rs pvr tickets!!!
The very hungry Zoya sings, ice cream khaoongi kashmir jaoongi like wtf !!! Who wrote this? Whoever it is shud lock himself up in a dungeon and feed himself to rats and mosquitoes......we cant wait for this movie, the last unintentional laugh riot came like 10 years ago with the cleavage rani Celina, queen kangana, the useless deol Bobby and the made in a gay factory Upen Patel.This one is also gonna be a box office disaster and we are already picking out our clothes for the "success" party.........btw Zoya is dating siddhart, the white loud mouth liliput from splitsvilla and bigg boss famous for his rendition of mujhpe marti thi tu, roz €#@& ne ke liye sms karti thi to the Kenya Moore of India Pooja Mishra who told him to talk to her a$$, we for one would love to hav a conversation with her tooh and let it speak on the places it has been to........All in all, Zoya deserved a movie after years of acting as a child prop and doing the miss india yhing but we are not sure what we did to deserve this sure to be get a cult status (and possibly an Oscar)of a movie which releases next month!
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