We salute our resident shor-tay Gail for her efforts to Olivia Culpo her destiny......beauty pageants are highly based on height n 99% of them have a requirement thats y we salute Gail for laying eggs on those requirements n coming back year after year to try hwr luck.A sound advice to her would be to concentrate on commercials and print coz she has a doe eye, lovely serene beauty bt cant fight vit the glamazons vit their even bigger personalities........
Our last Grewal Miss India in memory is the over enthusiastic 5 years old trapped in a 20 years old body Gurleen Grewal so here our focus on mashup of last year's Diva winners Mansi Moghe and Gurleen Grewal........Frankly shez pretty, tries her best, yada yada yada filaana dhimkana but girl is not winning this, at best we see her decked out in make up and going to bed as our moms watches what Komolika's next move is gonna be.She does have potential to make top 10 n we salute her for that Sana Khan anyone?
The reigning queen of pop out bones has a new competition, the jaw droppingly beautiful and equally jaw droppingly skinny Malati Chahar, not one but she has the BEST face of the coming Miss India competition!But Malati lacks one very important thing, muscles and fats.......she could win over anyone with her beuatiful smile and cheekbones galore.....jaw jaw jaw, Tyra Banks wud orgasm onnher face but alas, the girl is way too skinny and is naturally so, so that would make it harder for her to gain, all we can say is All the best Malati.
Last night residents of Mumbai city experienced a sudden breeze of cold as Navneet Kaur Dhillon "greeted" the age appropriate Megan Young .The two famously clashed at miss world last year and were tortured wrapped by fans of the opposite sides......Megan came out victorious and a contractually obligated Miss Dhillon greeted her at Mumbai airport for the upcoming Femina Miss India 2014 finale.......Julia was absent in these photos maybe still in shock over her unfortunate yet lets admit it funny Haiti accident.May the queen live long and no we are not talking about you Megan, the real queen of queens Mata Julia Morely......Gimme Gimme More (ly)
The last famous Varsha we know of is our beloved Varsha Usgaonkar who used to appear in movies when I was yet to be a fetus.......She would want people to take notice of her namesake contestant Varsha Gopal.Unlike Usgaonkar, Gopal is tall , modelesque and frankly intimidating.Im trying not to look at her pics while typing this coz it makes me feel ugly.By Miss India standards Varsha is the girl who comes to compete to oil her already running modelling train and thats what we love about her......she will do great as a model and thats what she should do.She should take this opportunity, fill he tank and off she go, look out Dayana Eruption sorry Errapa.......
Case of opposites but yet so same......two frontrunners of this year's Pageant, Tj Bhanu and Nikhila Nandgopal.We are pageant servants and take our jobs very seriously, so here are a few points why these two unlikely girls r so similar in the most opposite ways......
1.Bhanu wont speak in english while Nikhila cant speak in hindi.
2.Bhanu is chocolate dark anf Nikhila is vanilla white.
3.If Bhanu has T and J, Nikhila has Nand and Gopal.
4.If Nikhila is a hit with masses, Bhanu is pageant classes choice.
5.Nikhila is short while Bhanu towers over 90% of the delegates.
Very rarely in life do we live up to our name, but few people comes in as a ray of hope like our next object of envy, a favourite at our office, meet the queen of bling and oh so appropriately named , Jhataleka Malhotra. NO she isnt a felon, except for a income tax raid in 2013 for her diamond encrusted Mercedes, this lady has never been in any legal hassle dassle......From cars to phones, all blinged out.What more could a girl asked for?? We know, the diamond nexus crown.We love J for all that she represents and can just feel Trump goin Jhata over her Lekas.We wonder if she will come back for Diva (like she needs that title to be called one!) But we highly doubt her doin wel at world.Universe? She will BLIND them out.Check out Jhataleka and her many jhatak items......
