Preliminary Part 2-The very important subtitles.

Prelims happened yesterday, not much wtf winners but we're also left with many questions than answers, its always interesting to dissect these titles and really see if they hold anything in the pageant.Lets talk about the first 8 that seem so important by the way they sound, we could not help but club them together.So here are the 2 d set of winners.......

1.Tj Bhanu/Miss Vivacious-Ok, seems like it has something to do with vibes and personality.Our sources are quick to say that its given to the loudest, most out there contestant, of course in a nice way so congrats Bhanu, you are officially heard now.
2.Best Costume-Our beloved leader of the bling ring Jhataleka wins this one, we loved that they added this.However what good is it really gonna do to a contestant? Its better they have designers competing and the winner gets like a spread in Femina Magazine.
3.Miss Sudoku-Calista Malati Flockhart Chahar is our winner, of course it takes brains to play sudoku but you can also lose this game to your 12 years old nephew or your 67 years old grandfather.
4.Miss Active-Tj's white shadow Nikhila as we got to know from Sri Lanka got this title.Active we would judge on how active a girl is throughout the entire pageant and not hide around and be sick all the time ahem**Koyal Rana**but thy were judge on a bunh of activities to see who does best kinda like our next title

5.Miss Iron Maiden-Deepti got this one.The girls spaced through dumbbells , squats and what not??I dunno why these are an assemble, why cant they merge all these activity titles and call it Miss Sports?
6.Miss Congeniality-Sandra Bullock won this fair and square but givenbthe nature of pageants these days, the title goes to the whoz least threatening like Arpita Kaur here.
7.Miss Lifestyle-Unless they were monitored since childhood for their lifestyle choices, I do not get this title.Ofcourse a sponsor is standing next to Sahithya Jaganathan so that partly answer my question.
8.Miss Waterbaby-Manasi crowned her half daughter Mansi Grewal as a waterbaby........it has something to do with swimming and hopefully red one piece swimsuit and lots of running ala Pam Anderson.

BYE BYE Calista Flockhart, there's a new bag of bones in town

The reigning queen of pop out bones has a new competition, the jaw droppingly beautiful and equally jaw droppingly skinny Malati Chahar, not one but she has the BEST face of the coming Miss India competition!But Malati lacks one very important thing, muscles and fats.......she could win over anyone with her beuatiful smile and cheekbones galore.....jaw jaw jaw, Tyra Banks wud orgasm onnher face but alas, the girl is way too skinny and is naturally so, so that would make it harder for her to gain, all we can say is All the best Malati.