As we speak or write Jhataleka Malhotra the fabulous one is fighting tooth and nail to bring home india's forbidden crown of Miss International,as you guys may know by now,we are completely in love with Jhataleka from the moment we saw her,so much is our devotion that she evn had a fabulous life edition and was our favorite over the insipid white toothpick Koyal Rana who is now an insipid toothpick with new headlights.....Jhataleka like her name is all things fabulous and blingy, so it comes as no surprise that her wardrobe has already caused jaw pains to her flow contestants whoz jaws drop Everytime she comes out of her hotel room......its been predicted that she is a huge favorite(no surprises there) for the crown and we can't wait for the finale come 11 November.......for now let's take a look at her amazing wardrobe that has caused mass decline in the sales of sushi in Japan coz people are saving up for a shopping trip to India thx to her......
We wanna begin with the gold Zuhair Murad looking gown which we suspect is a Rakesh Agarwal creation,it's a classic Jhataleka piece coz she is synonymous with bling as we all know....she was rumored to hav owned custom made gold embroidered Huggies diapers as a toddler so this one was an easy choice for her, what we love is the movie star styling via the flowers next to her bun,it makes her looked like an actress from the 70's,drunk in the green room of a filmfare awards ceremony waiting for her best actress trophy,of course in a good way, it looks expensive enough to feed the population of Madhya Pradesh for 96 weeks. sheer genius!!!
Next is the grecian goddess/silent seductress look by Swapnil Shinde,the expensive gold work on the bodice and the romantic simplicity of the skirt, simplicity via hair and make up and a good clutch,givin her the look of a grecian goddess resting for peace or a conniving Cleopatra on her way to seducing to her throne or simply put,what Beyonce would wear while lounging at home. She can be planning or just resting you never know.......she wore this at a party where the Japanese men,who are not known to be able to resist silent seductresses had a hard time queuing in line for the bathroom to use the air dryer to dry off a very questionable part of their pants......our grandmother Madhuri Dixit has this to say,"PERFECT"!!!
For a stroll around the city,while the rest of the contestants chose the usual bandage dresses or stuff found in the discount bin at Forever21 , the fabulous Jhataleka channeled her inner olivia palermo via pairing a very Burberry looking trench coat with an emerald necklace that caused a traffic jam which could put mumbai traffic to shame!! That's not all,she even carried a matching umbrella to boot. The Hajarikus in the streets of Tokyo are cleaning up thx to Jhataleka.
Okay we dt love all her looks,some coz its not fabulous enough for her,like the baby pink off shoulder gown she wore which of course had a gold trim(if there isn't anything gold,she will not be able to breath)it's just too mature for her,something Mrs . Malhotra shud wear when she comes to watch her daughter come finale.
Which bring us to uninspiring and unmatched bikini, unlike MU and MW the girls don't get uniformed bikinis and it could be a very big factor in judging if your bikini isn't fabulous enough,remember Esha Gupta's sari blouse and tattered sarong look at Miss international vs Priscilla's gold one piece???Also the fact that the top part is so big and eats up atleast 3 inches off of her torso is a major concern ,we jus hope she has a better one saved up for finale.
She was the winner of best costume at FMI and was totally undeserving, knowing her,she probably turned her nose up and took a few extra sip of oxygen when she was showed a Ritu Kumar lahenga,this time around she has a rather simple lahenga and a made to cause conjunctivitis choli,her wings has a bunch of costume heads of various types of indian performing arts make up sadly the head of Deepti Sati's she tore off when she dared to cross her during FMI was missing. It's a good costume and the refreshing change in costume presentation lately from miss indias is heartwarming but we do not particularly love this but it's a good costume nevertheless,does it beat Neha Hinge's warrior costume,no!but is it enough,yes!!sadly enough isn't enough for Jhataleka,she deserves the Taj Mahal or the indian Ocean as her costume.
Onto her more casual attire or shud we say wedding dress for us normal people???
She landed in Japan in this fabulous
White top and black jeans number while a leather jacket was also spotted, a Burberry scarf had the honor of hanging on her shoulders.....the show stopper was the illusion of never ending legs via the same hue of black pants and shoes.....just gorgeous....
White top and black jeans number while a leather jacket was also spotted, a Burberry scarf had the honor of hanging on her shoulders.....the show stopper was the illusion of never ending legs via the same hue of black pants and shoes.....just gorgeous....
In one of her first appearance,she wore the black striped grey dress showing the right amount of sexy and naughty with a demure neckline and black stockings,kryptonite to most men, this look presented her as a more demure version of her jhatak self as baccha baccha knows that that's the preferred look for a Miss International . we love the pop of color via the blue bag,it's one of the those dresses u ask,where did she buy that???bt never have the guts to go ask her coz she is too gorgeous!!!
Ok we do not like the blue anchor print shirt,white denims and brown boots combo,it just doesn't represent Jhataleka,it looks like something Navneet Kaur Dillen would wear on her wedding day. Jhataleka has minor flaw,she isn't 8 ft tall like her fellow contestants like Yoshiki and Tj Bhanu, so as to why she would be wrapped in white pats and her legs being cut off with boots like that boggles our minds....we wanna use that stick shez holding to thrash whoever did this to her.....
Onto happier outfits,speaking of which yellow ,the happy color,the canary blazer and Japanese garden print dress topped off with a Tory Birch(not from Bandra or online,we confirmed) is a sight to sore eyes,as if her beauty wasn't enough,she came up with this fabulous combo to torture her fellow contestants who could do nothing bt pale down in comparison. TRES CHIC!
One of our favorite look of her is the striped pant suit she wore when was making a speech,as to how any other sense was working for anyone else except sight,stare and drool is beyond us,it looks like it is made from the skin of an extinct animal,something the likes of sure shot winners like Dayana would get a chance to wear as a Miss Venezuela competing for Miss Universe. The Tory Birch handbag makes a second appearance and doesn't disappoint, if she wore that tot he UN we would be living in a world of peace the moment she ends her speech.PERFECTION!!!
We wanna wish Jhataleka Malhotra all the very best for finale and congratulate the Miss India team on a job well done again,the fact that we don't have much to bitch about is something we genuinely love. So here's a toast of the finest moet champagne to the fabulous Jhataleka and her team . May the fur crown be yours and our.....We love you J.
credit to Jhataleka"s and Femina Miss India fb page for images.
#jhataleka
No comments:
Post a Comment