While investigating relevant pageant news recently,we came across a funny news of how our one time I am she winner Urvashi Roti-la formerly known as Urvashi Rot-in-hella (after her stupid contract mashup with I am she)........we havnt heard much about her so we assumed she was still mourning the dead of her character in the grand debut she made in that flop movie which changed the definition of acting in indian cinema....or that she was out winning more beauty pageants like miss model Asia cruise Pacific or miss tourism conquest world and other such relevant titles she has under her belt but no,madam was donning her blonde wig in a honey singh video......why must she get into miss indias way all the tym????wasn't #koyalrana (whom we also assume is lying motionless in a coffin sumwer)supposed to star in it???Anyhow we dt mind her presence or absence onscreen but we wud mind her absence on our plate,alongside dal and sabzee,it seems she has gained weight or is being groomed by an unlicensed chinese plastic surgeon coz day by day she resembles a freshly rolled dough from a roti commercial on homeshop18, that and the dangerously oriental features she has possessed somehow....its like looking at Britney Spears sing,her lips are moving bt the song is different,like that,it is Urvashi bt it isn't her somehow.....I mean since I'm assuming she is "18" again for the 22th time this year, she has time to actually make a comeback or some would say actually make a landing coz shez basically flying high in her own world with a handful or admirers even now and then.......when she turned 18 a few years back for the 18th time she had won I am she,the most relevant irrelevant pageant shez won to date......people were goin gaga over her,declaring her miss universe and other impossible shit like that,but then she had to give up her crown,we won't relive the drama coz there wasnt any,but we will relive her fall from grace and how her meteoric rise hit a debris of poor choices that ended up in a honey singh video(trust me,it is not an achievement)..........why and how is it that sumone who was hailed miss universe ended up in the lowest rung of celebrity hood???There are actors,sportstars,tv stars,models,musicians,designers,politicians,reality TV stars,beauty queens,make believe celebrities and then comes the has beens of which she was recently elected the president(wow another achievement).......If we review our timeline ,had she not come into bollywood and took part in miss diva,we wudnt hav manasi moghe and we dt wanna imagine that,but it's no secret that she wudda win bt now shez popping up in uncovered events and probably the honey singh video will be the best thing that ever happened to her.what happened Urvashi???answer me.....is it the i am she curse???coz we recently saw Kiran from i am she 2011 top 5 in a commercial for v wash(liquid soap for vajayjay and other important areas) and she wasn't even the main model......lol. #urvashirautela
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