Miss World Venesuelaaaaa

So,osmel  for some reasons still wants to hold Miss world Venezuela and we fail to understand  why???Everyone knows he only wants Miss Universe,is it his stubbornness or just business decision we dont know......our spy at Venevision is getting her 34th nose job and cant report to us at this moment.Anyways all we see here is a lot of hair and a blue satin fabric being given the blue crown's sneha ullal or zarine khan version......meaning the cheaper,uglier version....last year when this second hand pageant began,which btw is grander than the grand Femina pageant we all thought it would produce queens by the dozen,on the first year itself,they pulled an Ushoshi and disappeared somewhere in the competition. We  are sending a very white Koyal this year and overconfident like everyyear like our arch nemesis Philippines. .....speaking of koyal,I think her boob job is done bt she hasnt realy transformed at all,im sure 5 days before pageant,at rush hour sabira will inject and intercept her white lil ass and a wardrobe will colelct their reject leftover and falguni and shane will donate and a gown and off she goes.......while as we speak the new miss venezuela world has already gone through 20 hours of exercise and 17 surgeries since winning.....okay now we will see.......all the best to these babies.....see you at......(wer is it gonna be held this year?)

Queen of ugly gowns

So I was browsing around and found out that Unnur something who wqs crowned miss world in 2005 got married recently......mi remmber the year she won,I was in the city with my frens competing in a shady drag queen competition which I didnt even win......well as you guys may know by now,we do not deliver news,we make them spicy so that you all have interest in reading them,I remember how we all made fun of her gown calling it her grandma's gown,ironically turns out,It actually was her grandmother's gown,yowza!!!!She was said to have won coz of her mother's friendship with Julia sexy Morley.........anyways,her wedding gown ,glimpses of what I saw ,I find it so ugly I am thinking if this girl even owns her own clothes coz im 100% sure that one also belongs to her grandmother.......she did shy away from pageant girl tradition of marrying an old dying businessman(ahem Olexandria Nalolyenko ahem).......so herez wishing the couple a happy life but if it turns out to be a  sad one,We dont fucking care.BYE!

The Aishwarya Rai interview you wont wanna miss......

She became a supermodel from a single tv ad,won miss india,then miss world,became an actor,did a bunch of movies and acted in 2 or 3 of them....married Junior B,had a kid and now she is back,before her movie shoot begins,Aishwarya Rai sat down with us for an exclusive one on one.......

PP. Hey Ash,thanks for being with us today,it is such an honour to be in your presence........what we really wanna know first of all is,why did you take so long to come back??

AR. I think my mom in law overheard you saying Ash, so I would recommend you to not make eye contact with her and refused to drink anything she serves that isnt sealed, coming back to your question, I dt know why you call it a comeback,I mean where did I really go???I was always doing ads and making appearances here and there,yes, I didnt do movies coz I wanted to give motherhood time and enjoy my daughter's formative years but ive never really left.....
           Side note-We did not touch anything with a Jaya Bacchan hologram, one of my assistants accidentally look Miss senior B in the eye and froze to a living corpse and yes she did leave,for a long long time,you can't go back to office after taking 2 month's break and say I never left.

PP. Did you miss the profession when you left,err, sorry paused or I dunno coma?

AR. Yes and no,you do miss the creative process of film making but I got to channel my creative juices into my mothering skills and that was equally or more satisfying.....

PP. Some people accused you of being ashamed of your pageant background as you never realy discuss it like say,Sushmita Sen does....
AR. That is completely untrue,I talk about my pageant experience fondly and vividly whenever I am asked about it.......its just by God's grace ive achieved so much more in life that people have a lot more curiosity out of me than just my previous title which dates back 20 years,november 19 this year marks 20th anniversary of my crowning,see?I knew that......
       Side note- Poor Sush,whoz only legacy seems to be the title she won 20 years ago, we do agree with Aishwarya here, she has had a LOT to discuss in those 20 years...

PP. Thats amazing,are you planning some sort of celebration?Any fun memories during those days?

AR. Oh so many.......I was so young back then,I remmber meeting the late Nelson Mandela, my room, the fact that my gown ripped into pieces just before I left......such vivid memories and stories Aradhya is soon to listen to, as far as celebration goes,maybe ill have a  small dinner with people that really helped me that time,like Hemant Trivedi and Pradeep Guha but I havnt really given it much of a thought honestly.

PP. A while  back there were so many negative feedback regarding your weightgain and refusal to lose it immediately,now that we can see you are back to maybe pre-dhoom 2 size,how do you look back on all of those reports?

AR. I was shocked!!I couldn't believe the amount of pressure we put on women to look a certain way,it definitely woke me up on this issue and maybe I wouldve worked out and did something rigorous had these reports not come in but after they did,I tood myself,Aishwarya lose this weight like any other woman out there does on a  daily basis, woman who doesnt have the kind of access to losing weight the way I would do,I owed it to everyone women out there who have gone through body criticism to show them that it is normal and it is also doable......

PP. Wow thats truly inspiring,as you know we are a pageant blog should we would like you to give aspiring young girls tips on achieving success....

AR. Be confident, that is so important,it just reflect even in the way you just sit in a corner,be yourself and dont be disheartened by failures,I mean,I lost to a gawky 18years oo
Ld nobody from out of nowhere(our jaws on the floor!!!!) But look what I made out of life and look what she.....err...umm...sorry got lil carried away.Just remember to be yourself and look at the big picture in life.

PP. Thats some sound advice,we wanna know if you still follow pageants and who's your favourite miss india and miss world lately?

AR. From the time I entered movies I didnt get much chance to follow pageants but I do enjoy watching them live when it is on. From the newer lot, I am such a fan of Priyanka Chopra and what she has achieved, I also liked Wenxia Yu of China, she seems like a very genuine girl.

PP. Ok that nice, what about this year's Miss india Koyal Rana?what do you think her chances are?

AR. Oh she's a sweetheart,so much innocence and sensuality in her eyes,I wish her all the luck in the world
       Side note- that was Aishwarya in pageant mode,answering question without answering  the question .

PP. Finally a message to your fans.....
AR. I love you all and thanks for all your support. Believe in yourself coz you aee all worth it.

      Dunno bout her but last time I checked I was worth rs.5347  according to my bank statement.

Thats it ladies AR in the raw for y'all.........fact or fiction you decide......

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The mind of a married man....

As with all blind post,its upto you to make lemonades of the lemons I am about to serve you,hints will be dropped and the samajhdars ko ishara hi kaafi hoga......here it goes,retired male model of the early 90's known for his sticky finger in and around up and coming models and actresses,married obviously,kids obviously,has had a reputation of having no reputation.........the scraps he was able to collect from his decade long homosexual rondezvous is still paying his bills,no job satisfies him like the jolt of white semen flowing out his as witnesses claim,rather small modesty......modest being a trait he doesnt posses,so badly he sucked at his last job,he was replaced by someone who dont even hav a fashion background.......the circle naysayers are quick to chirp that he is yet to be replaced bt confirmed it is that he has been sacked,like an unwelcomed cat,he dragged along the last of his protégé who was stupid enough to confuse this mutual benefit relationship for a relationship......the girl in question,quite famous for her antics herself told one her friends that it started as an accident,meaning she tripped and her mouth fell into his erected banana.....now both down and out,completely aliented from the given circle they were disowned from are fooling each other to believe that they have something big coming in life,between the white powders and excessive alcohol intake,the hospital or rehab seems like the biggest thing they will ever enter.......the girl,dying to shed her behenji image shed every item of her inhibitions and personality claims insiders is a downright mess, a lost ,lonely and confused girl in an industry hungry to tear her apart,the guy still believes he is THE man hallucinates and tom toms to everyone whoz willing to listen with the only one hearing those words being the girl.Misery does love company and when u bring misery onto urself and do it as a team,the possibilities of fucking up is even more as evident in these two lab mices who angel scientists are studying for project-God gave them everything,how did they ruin it so bad????
The crown of thorns she wears and the beer belly he sports can be seen once every 8 months or so at an event no self respecting media person would ever be willing to cover.......Here's to self destructive so called titans who some say,deserve what they got.