In the west Vogue like its meaning is a fashion bible......considered to be the mecca of all thats fashionable,in India like from our tvs to condoms,its getting royally fucked in the ass by the gaand phar Bollybrigade, its no surprise to see only filmi crowd in the red carpet and no models or designers,gracing the event was future Katrina Kaif and sunny leone without the boobs Koyal Rana, future Mallika Sherawat in a trashy Rakhi Sawant manner Jhhataleka and Minnie Mouse aka future Mowgli Gail Fernandes or dsouza or something, given the host ,the ladies (sum might argue if they are)wore tgeir fashionable best,Koyal decided to skip trying this time coz she got bored of looking herself so she cut out fabric from her sofa and wrapped around her waist, to add the necessary ta ky amount of miss india bling,she painted a bark of tree gold and wore it as a top,mucho creative we must admit,this may be not a good time to admit but we no longer love Jhataleka,shez been avoiding our chai and samosa sessions ever since she wore that ugly crown,she now takes inspiration from man-force Nicole Faria and is slowly turning into a man,she shud go easy on the testosterone coz at her last fittings one of the stylists meowed to that she felt two balls in a place in J's anatomy where no woman should be growing a pair(like literally),newho still hoping for a visit to Gaylippines J channeled her earthy side by wrapping herself in the remains of a zebra she strangled to death the day before this event(go easy on the testosterones J,pls!!!)I dunno if its true bt rumour has it that she took on the zebra bare hand and ripped its head off at one go(Hercules,anyone??), te to Talleres swears that the head of the poor endargered species is hanging proudly in the common room at the Malhotra residence right next to Deepti Sati's head(the first known Jhataleka's victim)........yawn yawn here comes the cross breed product of a jungle orgy we wish to never relive,a monkey and a mouse pursuaded a chihuahua to the back side of Shobhita Dhulipala's Den in Jim Corbett park and did things that could put Savita Bhabhi and her escapades to shame!! after 9 months Gail crawled out.......she crawled since then all the way to Miss India 2nd runners up title,here she decided to send Femina team a msg by making it clear wer there should be headlights and how large they can be.........haunted by nightmares of a hungry Zoya Afroz swallowing her alive,poor girl is channeling her inner Navneet Dillen by flaunting those trendy under eyeshadows........okkk enuf for now folks......do send in more tips to pageant.police1@gmail.com. ....thx try234 for this pathetic update u send on these 3 namunis......
Credit to photo owners n shit like that.
No comments:
Post a Comment