Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Miss-ed Selfies

      


       Ines Ligron,the one time pageant director of Miss Japan Universe is known for her snide and cooky remarks every now then,especially during MU season which she claims to have recovered from,but like a true addict she is still in denial mode and sadly is stuck in that phase ever since she was allegedly dumped by Trump over her over enthusiasm and unprofessional handling. Today she is living in some Asian country where she is minimally relevant and coaching females of all ages on how to pose like a drag queen and dress like a chic street hooker.  This post is in no way an answer to her post about Noyonita Lodh over the most important topic in the world today that has the UN and Obama worried day and night,selfies! It is actually an answer to her avalanche of her tirades over the last few years. Attention is what she wants and she is pretty good at getting it,although a bit periodic in her methods,in a world where we are mourning the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Ines's native France,battling ISIS and the usual suspects like poverty,global warming,famines and soon the terminator,girlfriend has issues with her current it but not so IT girl being denied selfies by Miss India Noyonita Lodh,oh the nerves...first world problems seem so much glamorous,why can't we all have these problems and go hungry by choice to remain skinny,be too busy dressing up to fight wars,fight over clothes n accessories instead of religion and borders???Ines can teach us how to...After all she has been coaching some very interesting and successful girls privately like Deborah Henry,the last couple of Miss Thailands and this year's it girl,Rathi Menon ,while the only IT this girl can have is to join the IT department of a dying molding company in downtown Singapore,this desperate stunt for attention taken out of Speidi's neurotic attention seeking maneuver is just trashy,something Ines claims to be the opposite of.



                                    
     In 2008 she trashed Miss Philippines Jennifer Barrientos's evening gown and even "nicely" offering a  replacement gown(and slyly hinting that she is ready to make some $$$ from the booming Philippines craze for MU) Stella sucked to the bizarre Bazzara creation and didn't pay heed to her(probably coz of the trash bag Ines gave to Sun Lee and the dead exotic bird Hiroko Mima carried as a hand bag),not to be outdone,the Pinoy fans jumped into action,a lengthy reply from a rather emotional fan which reminds us of the ,"leave Britney alone" montage ,the fan proceeded to school Ines in his own terms and sent her ego packing to land of sponge walls and straitjackets. In what may be defined as the world's 2nd most ignorant and defensive reply, Lady Ines invited the fan to work for her in Japan,assuming whoever reads her blog is jobless and has nothing better to do. The issue died it's natural dead after Ines got her Mima a finalist spot sporting a hair botched hair cut, Sun paying her bills and Dayana Mendoza winning MU.






Not to settle with a second spot, Ines went on to claim the first spot in 2011 for the most ignorant and defensive reply by firstly bitching about Miss Maldives 2011 Diya over a blind item on missosology,a piece clearly written by a Goddess not a mere mortal like Diya, calling her mediocre and all sorts of lovely things,Ines put her foot in her mouth whilst wearing what we assume a Prada(the devil's favorite brand of shoes) she went on and on,only to realize that she had made a mistake yet again, for us less blessed people, when we make a mistake we run away like a coward or sincerely apologise, when we stain sumone's reputation on the WORLD WIDE WEB, we get down on her knees and say sorry,hand delivering a bouquet costing the price of our rent,we'll no such luck for Diya, Ines allegedly offered her a half baked apology,a non paid trip to her country and a makeover!!! Mother Teresa just met her match right there!











                                           
We could go on and on about Lady Ines but we are done,coming to the topic that triggered this post, we wanna say it was bitchy of Noyonita if she infact refused Rathi a selfie if Rathi had asked for it,otherwise it is a personal fuckin choice but it was bitchier of Rathi Menon to be a snitch bitch and whine to her counselor(get over it) however it was bitchiest of Ines to publish a part of a conversation made in confidence unless she was told to do so then the Bitchiest title shud go to Rathi Menon. It jus sounds like a desperate attempt to get some press in India for Rathi to break into bollywood given her Indian roots,if that's the case, we wanna tell Rathi that you are welcome here girl,working hard and busting your ass out for your goals sometyms work,not these cheap tactics.