Friday, November 21, 2014

Warning- Smiling may cause damage to the o-zone layer.

That seems to be the motto that the supremely poised however cold Alankrita Sahai is channeling during her stint at Miss Earth 2014......Miss Earth is generally modelled after Miss Universe in terms of the stage presentation and Miss International in terms of being monitored for your behaviour during the duration,it also has many sub titles and unnecessary activities like Miss World.......Some might wonder the lack of originality in the pageant but worry not,the girls also get to plant trees and sometimes visit kids and dying people. Sobhita last year seemed like a perfect fit coz the girl may not be the most polite or cheerful but she can fake it pretty good,yes,when she runs put of her mottos and phrases she reads online all day,she suddenly goes silent but out of the three that were "marc"ed last year, no one could argue that she was the one who put in the most effort,I'm talking abt Sobhita coz last year,rumor has it that the Filipino nunw who was chaperoning her had not so nice things to say abt her according to Filipino Misssosologists ,my worry is,Alankrita for some reason looks like she's ready to punch sumone or lost her teeth, one look at her photos till now and she looks like she is about to go on a corporate bidding war for stock shares of google, she seems so serious and ready to bite . Since we are generally a bitchy blog ,her organiser or she herself may not like what we hav to write or say but in all honesty what we say comes from a place of love and concern for our delegates,it's pageant that's on our hearts and not bitchiness , so one must understand that the message may not be delivered in a silk covered silver tray but it still is for the good. We liked Alankrita,she is old school miss india,the kind that come for the crown and soaks in the experience and come finale night ,grabs the mike and the crown in that order, pageants being driven lil by politics,business stats and favoritism these days(with which we are totally ok)a girl like Alankrita may be given too many reasons for her failure incase she does,the goal here is to make no mistakes and have them eat shit when they are being unfair,if they are being unfair,in the long run it would not be so disheartening to the girl and the organisation coz they will know they did their best. With Alankrita , we are writing this piece coz of the following pics accompanying this blog entry......she apparently was crowned(literally got a crown,mind you) for best casual wear,to us humans casual wear is a pair of sweatpants and one of the same design in 3 colors tshirt we bought on buy one get one free corner of a supermarket but her casual wear here is a black lacey number complete with the mandatory bling,as to why she isn't smiling or showing some kind of gratitude can be best answered by her and God,since we are not gonna be having a conversation with either one of them in the near future,we are assuming it's the Srishti Rana MAP like crown that had her pissed, in another pic where she literally looks like a super nanny or a socialite with 18 nannies,she reluctantly holds a baby and seems to not enjoy doing it,a  paraguan Asha Bhat is seen smiling next to her ,maybe givin her a hint or two, in a group selfie for Miss Philippines phone camera,she chooses to smoulder instead of the happiness the girls around her are spreading, which is understandable coz posing for her own phone camera she refrains from smiling while the paraguan Asha Bhat's jaw is probably hurting by now for the permanent smile planted on her face,she smiles in a group shot in one of the pics and it honestly creeps us out thinking what she actually might be thinking,in a rare real smile,she is wearing a yellow outfit which we dt like but hope her gown is in that color coz she looks really stunning and Miss Earth like ,in a shocking twist a few days later,wearing what seems to be a sponsored bikini judging by the quality,she looks like a kingfisher wannabe who just got an earful from Atul Kasbekar, Shruti iyer wud know what we mean.
We sincerely believe that the diva batch is miles ahead of the fmi batch this gear,to nurture so much hope from them and for Alankrita to hav not come out of her shell yet is an utter disappointment,we were honestly hoping for Asha to go to earth bt were equally thrilled with Alankrita coz thru out the diva series she more or less was top 3 in every round and we had so much expectations coz of that. We sincerely wish her all the best in her quest for the title and hope that it's a part of a large strategic planning made before she landed........As we speak Asha and Koyal have already made their way to their respective pageants,so it's gonna be a busy month......here's wishing all of them the very very very bestests of bests and hope for a no pink flouncy bridesmaid wear for their gowns, a topic which will be on our next post in the nest few hours.......
Credits to Femina fb page ,missosology and miss Earth org for images....thank you guys.









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