Thursday, May 15, 2014

Iss thappar ki goonj!

Breaking news!!!!Zoya Afroz unofficial brand ambassador of Amul products slapped Sonali Raut(supermodel Ujjwala Raut's less blessed sister),that too,on the sets of Kapil's Comedy Nights.

According to grapevine,the two never got along(surprise surprise)on the sets of the move The Xpose(lol) and came to blows on the sets of the reputed show inside a make up van that they conveniently agreed to share(the plot of this fight seems for interesting than the movie itself). Variety of rural gaalis were heard coming out of their MAC make up lined lips as they charged towards each other and decided to settle scores like in the good old days,Mohammed Zoya Ali and Rocky Sonali Balboa exchanged blows in the form of sneeky side stares, lips moving without sounds only the Gods watching with popcorns in their hands having the previlege of knowing what was being said,like all good fights, prizes were distributed in the form of front page news the following day. Zoya for agreeing to romance a lab skeleton covered with Himesh Reshamiya's skin in the movie got to walk away the title of being to one to slap while Sonali got to be the one that got owned........but eveyone is happy, the fight made news,people now knows that Sonali is not t*ts bt also can take a beating.

Our analysis- We've known Zoya for a long time and can vouch for the fact that she can barely get into a verbal fight let alone slap someone, during her time as a miss india she allegedly got into a one such scuffle with one oder Miss India who shall remain nameless for now and got pawned by the unmentioned Miss India who hagged her "goot"!!!So hearing of her going all ninja on Sonali's ass is hard to digest and judging by a tv interview we saw of her and Himesh,we can tell from our years of interrogation that it was infact a publicity stunt and rather undercooked at that. Newho,here's wishing The Xpose and its team all the best for its release today,1st day 1st show anyone???


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